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This is shaping up to be CFA week for me, and with my impending triumph/humiliation […]
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It looks like London Whale Bruno Iksil is currently vacationing in a quantum state between […]
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When JPMorgan’s whale drowned a lot of people asked “where were the regulators?” and that […]
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I didn’t really understand this morning’s Journal headline – “Regulatory ‘Whale’ Hunt Advances” – since […]
View ArticleRegulators Close Aquarium Door Behind Escaped Whale
Once upon a time there was a whale, and he had a synthetic credit portfolio, […]
View ArticleNew Capital Regulations No Big Deal, Say Regulators
US banking regulators have released new proposals to require banks to have higher leverage ratios, […]
View ArticleGod Of Capitalism Offers Vatican Its Blessing
The U.S. Comptroller of the Currency is yea and verily pleased by all of the […]
View ArticleLegal Reserve Watch ’14: JPMorgan Chase
Jamie Dimon may have to squirrel away a few extra dollars, as the SEC and […]
View ArticleBank of America Fined For Being Un-American
BofA gets $30M fine for f*cking over 73,000 military servicemembers.
View ArticleAt Least Wells Fargo Hasn’t Been Cruel To Military Families…Wait, Nope, It...
Walk towards the light, Wells Fargo.
View ArticleWells Fargo Proves That It Can Do Bad All By Itself
The embattled lender just redefined the financial definition of embarrassment.
View ArticleJamie Dimon Needs To Keep Hiding Away His Forbidden Love For Cross-Selling
Another cross-selling scandal is the kind of voodoo that even a Trump White House might not be able to ignore.
View ArticleTrump Mulling Over Selecting Mnuchin Crony To Run OCC In Obvious Bid To Make...
After watching Mnuchin defy logic, POTUS asks for "More!"
View ArticleWells Fargo Reports Solid Earnings Before Mumbling “But, Like, Minus A...
Why can't you just be cool, Wells Fargo?
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